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[CONTACT POST I WILL LATER EDIT TO MAKE PRETTY AND SHIT]

[GOLEM'S CAVE IS FULL OF ROCKS THOUGH]

[wanders in]

Golem?

[this time there are a few miniatures (easily 6 feet tall) of Golem in the cave with him]

WELL MET.

[blinks, but doesn't look as alarmed as she did last time; she even approaches one of them, curious]

Fascinating... How did you do this?

THEY ARE A PART OF MY REALM.

[they don't seem to be moving at all]

I see.

[gazing at them for a moment more]

I came for a quest. I'd like a sword as well as a belt with an attachment to hold it in.

[He pauses to consider this request]

FOR THIS I REQUEST YOU WRITE A WEEKLY SCHEDULE FOR YOUR TEAM. AND ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM FOLLOW IT.

...You want me to tell them what to do all week? I apologize, but - may I ask for different terms?

Edited 2014-06-24 05:19 (UTC)

[wow rude, princess, you may not]

SUGGESTED TIMES FOR MEALTIMES AND BEDTIMES IS THE MOST VITAL PART. ORDER IS IMPERATIVE FOR A TEAM.

[pauses]

Er, alright. I will do my best, then.

IF YOU TRULY DESIRE OTHER TERMS, I WILL PROVIDE THEM.

[rude princess]

That... would be appreciated. My apologies.

[sorry not sorry]

[KICKS OUT]

[just kidding. maybe]

THEN YOU MAY ASSIST WITH MY LAIR.

Ah, of course. What would you like me to do?