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[rocksolid]

[CONTACT POST I WILL LATER EDIT TO MAKE PRETTY AND SHIT]

[GOLEM'S CAVE IS FULL OF ROCKS THOUGH]

Comments

[bloodbiter]

[zooms in]

Hello?

[rocksolid]

[Golem's cave is dimly lit but cool, and for the moment, there's nothing else in it except for him. He seems to be blocking a passageway that goes deeper in]

[He was dormant, but when addressed, his eyes glow]

YES?

[bloodbiter]

[shrieks a bit in surprised, pressing a hand to her heart]

I, ah, forgive me. I was startled. I came for a quest.

[rocksolid]

[wow rude you came into his house!!]

I APOLOGIZE FOR STARLING YOU. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU NEED?

[bloodbiter]

[check your rock privilege]

I am looking for a cloak to keep me dry.

[bloodbiter]

[wanders in]

Golem?

[rocksolid]

[this time there are a few miniatures (easily 6 feet tall) of Golem in the cave with him]

WELL MET.

[bloodbiter]

[blinks, but doesn't look as alarmed as she did last time; she even approaches one of them, curious]

Fascinating... How did you do this?

[rocksolid]

THEY ARE A PART OF MY REALM.

[they don't seem to be moving at all]

[bloodbiter]

I see.

[gazing at them for a moment more]

I came for a quest. I'd like a sword as well as a belt with an attachment to hold it in.

Day 87

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Calling Goat's patron dude!

Re: Day 87

[rocksolid]

WHAT IS IT?

Re: Day 87

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

Sup!

So, in light of recent events, it seems like it'd be for the best to boost patrons.

I'm going around and asking for easy and simple quests people can do over and over again and basically give you free energy so you can do the whole team patron thing.

....please don't give me a quest that needs specific quest item, part of this is being able to do over and over again.

Re: Day 87

[rocksolid]

[well, he's got plenty of power already, but]

[HE WON'T SAY NO TO MORE IF IT MEANS BEING ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS TEAM BETTER]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT HUMANS ENJOY PHYSICAL CONTACT. FOR YOUR QUEST... YOU MAY COMFORT OTHERS THROUGH PHYSICAL CONTACT.

Re: Day 87

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

That they do.

So comfort through physical contact, that works. [Writing this down.] You can offer other quests, if ya want, but having one is good.

[grandstanding]

[day 94 sometime, coming into the Echo Chamber.]

I need to speak with an Echo about a quest.

[rocksolid]

[say hello to a nine foot tall mound of rock with glowing eyes]

[His dark seems to be empty at the moment]

I CAN GRANT YOU A QUEST.

[grandstanding]

[Uhhhh huh.]

You're Amalthea's patron?

[rocksolid]

THAT IS CORRECT.

I ASSUME YOU ARE FROM EPONA.

Day 96, night

[unguilded]

[ One of your goats is coming to find you at night, looking pretty tired. ]

DAY 144 MAKE YOUR POST PRETTY SIPP

[featherduster]

[ Uhhhhhh

Does he knock on a... rock........? Does he knock two rocks together? Is knocking two rocks together disrespectful? Golem's a nice guy, he wouldn't wanna offend.

DIPLOMATIC THIRD OPTION: ]

Yo! Anybody here?

Day 179

[withmyownfists]

[ SOMEONE'S ENTERING SOME RANDOM ECHO REALMS TODAY, HOPE YOU FEEL LIKE COMPANY GOLEM. ]

Hello? Is anyone home?

Re: Day 179

[rocksolid]

[Golem's chilling in the middle of his cave, but when Hiyori enters, he goes from lifeless hunk of rock to his regular nine foot form, uncurling and standing.]

GOOD EVENING.

/2

[withmyownfists]

W-whoah!

[ He's like one of those TRANSFORMERS, but with ROCKS!! ]

Re: Day 179

[withmyownfists]

M-my apologies, sir. I didn't see you there.