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[rocksolid]

[CONTACT POST I WILL LATER EDIT TO MAKE PRETTY AND SHIT]

[GOLEM'S CAVE IS FULL OF ROCKS THOUGH]

Comments

[grandstanding]

Yes, I know. What do you suggest?

[rocksolid]

[considers this very seriously]

[then, poof, a blanket appears above Blade, floating down until it lands on him. If it lands, it's very warm]

YOU MUST SHARE THIS BLANKET AND THE WARMTH WITH FIVE PEOPLE, FOR FIVE MINUTES EACH.

[grandstanding]

[he catches the blanket but then






wow this is worse than Rotten asking him to feel up his boyfriend.]

You must be joking.

[rocksolid]

[NOPE]

THIS IS NO JOKE.

[grandstanding]

...five people.

[rubs at his face]