(no subject)

[rocksolid]

[CONTACT POST I WILL LATER EDIT TO MAKE PRETTY AND SHIT]

[GOLEM'S CAVE IS FULL OF ROCKS THOUGH]

Comments

[grandstanding]

[Uhhhh huh.]

You're Amalthea's patron?

[rocksolid]

THAT IS CORRECT.

I ASSUME YOU ARE FROM EPONA.

[grandstanding]

Yes, I am. Blade. I need a quest.

[rocksolid]

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

[grandstanding]

I need a sheet of raw steel, half a centimeter thick.

[rocksolid]

[Mulls over the quest, eyes glowing]

VERY WELL. YOU MUST PERFORM A SUITABLE TASK.

[grandstanding]

Yes, I know. What do you suggest?

[rocksolid]

[considers this very seriously]

[then, poof, a blanket appears above Blade, floating down until it lands on him. If it lands, it's very warm]

YOU MUST SHARE THIS BLANKET AND THE WARMTH WITH FIVE PEOPLE, FOR FIVE MINUTES EACH.

[grandstanding]

[he catches the blanket but then






wow this is worse than Rotten asking him to feel up his boyfriend.]

You must be joking.

[rocksolid]

[NOPE]

THIS IS NO JOKE.

[grandstanding]

...five people.

[rubs at his face]