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[CONTACT POST I WILL LATER EDIT TO MAKE PRETTY AND SHIT]

[GOLEM'S CAVE IS FULL OF ROCKS THOUGH]

[zooms in]

Hello?

[Golem's cave is dimly lit but cool, and for the moment, there's nothing else in it except for him. He seems to be blocking a passageway that goes deeper in]

[He was dormant, but when addressed, his eyes glow]

YES?

[shrieks a bit in surprised, pressing a hand to her heart]

I, ah, forgive me. I was startled. I came for a quest.

[wow rude you came into his house!!]

I APOLOGIZE FOR STARLING YOU. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU NEED?

[check your rock privilege]

I am looking for a cloak to keep me dry.

[check YOUR rock privileged]

SOMETHING WARM, I PRESUME. YOU WISH FOR A QUEST?

[excuse]

Yes, you're right.

HAVE YOU ANY SPECIFIC DESIGN IN MIND FOR THE CLOAK?

No, I had not given it consideration. I would prefer a color that is not bright, however. Gray or brown, perhaps.

SOMETHING SIMPLE?

Yes. Warmth and dryness are the only things I need.

VERY WELL. MY TASK FOR YOU WILL BE SIMPLE.

[a warm blanket materializes out of nowhere]

BRING THIS TO AT LEAST ONE TEAMMATE AND LET THEM ABSORB SOME WARMTH.

[oh no that's cute]

I will. Will it be uncomfortably hot?

[shhh]

NO. THE TEMPERATURE SHOULD BE COMFORTABLE.

I see. I will bring this back to you once I have completed the quest, then.

VERY WELL. I WILL AWAIT YOU.

[team lace is blasting off agaaain]

[twinkle]

[wanders in]

Golem?

[this time there are a few miniatures (easily 6 feet tall) of Golem in the cave with him]

WELL MET.

[blinks, but doesn't look as alarmed as she did last time; she even approaches one of them, curious]

Fascinating... How did you do this?

THEY ARE A PART OF MY REALM.

[they don't seem to be moving at all]

I see.

[gazing at them for a moment more]

I came for a quest. I'd like a sword as well as a belt with an attachment to hold it in.

[He pauses to consider this request]

FOR THIS I REQUEST YOU WRITE A WEEKLY SCHEDULE FOR YOUR TEAM. AND ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM FOLLOW IT.

...You want me to tell them what to do all week? I apologize, but - may I ask for different terms?

Edited 2014-06-24 05:19 (UTC)

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